- Anti Joke

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.