What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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