Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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