- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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