Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Where are you going Your house

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Ily bae

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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