A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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black people

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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hear hear

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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