I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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