- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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