- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Ebola

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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