So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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