Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

wenis

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

lybia

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

WNBA

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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