How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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WNBA

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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lybia

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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How's the weather? Good.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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