- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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