- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Thats what she said

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Potassium? K.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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