- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Your Mom The End.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.