So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Is maynaise an instrument?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I'm gay.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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