My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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