- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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