Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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when debbie meets downer

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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