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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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