- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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