Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Women's rights

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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