I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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