Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Everybody will die

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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