What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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