what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Pickles are moist.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

VAL SUCKS

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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