What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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