- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How did th-A fridge.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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