How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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