A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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