- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where's my tractor?

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Do the roar!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

david poredos

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

I put my baby in a microwave.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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