What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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