A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Good afternoon.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Anti Joke

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