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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

what do you call obama a dumbass

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Caroline Kelly.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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