- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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