what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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The WPGA tour

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you call an arab ?

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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