Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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