Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

black people

Nick Cannon

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Liverpool City Football Club

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

your face is kinda funny

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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