- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Women's Rights..

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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