- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A miserable man committed suicide.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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