a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Anti Joke

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