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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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