- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

European on my shoes, buddy.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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