- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

knock knock go away

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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