What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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