- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Want to hear a joke? No.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A car walks into a bar.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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