How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Double-whammy

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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