- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

nolan is gay

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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