Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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