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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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