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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

I was watching Fox news.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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