Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

women rights

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Obama

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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