Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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