Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Dumbledore dies.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Nah

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Knock, Knock Who's There

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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