- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Screw it you write the joke.