Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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are you gay does your mom know

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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