Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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