Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Beka has AIDS

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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69

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Matthew Baker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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