What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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who's a slut... you're mom

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WILLYS

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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