Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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