Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

charlie sheen becomes sober.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

I'm rick james bitch

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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