What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

VITAMIN C!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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