What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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