What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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i'm hard

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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