- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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