Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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I have a horse.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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