What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Good job, son.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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