How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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