two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A jew enters a mall.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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