A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Daniel is a fag

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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