- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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