- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

tea with milk?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

hi charles lattuca III

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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