- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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