What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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