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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

I walk into a bar...

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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