What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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