Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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