So a baby seal walks into a club

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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