Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

penis in the camel

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

can you touch your toes? no

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Heskey time.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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