- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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