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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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