- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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