What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A man walks into a bar

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

My mum is called Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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