Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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