Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Antoni Wilkinsin

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Democracy.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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