- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's green and blue? yellow

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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