Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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