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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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feminism

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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