Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

hear hear

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A dancer walks into a barre

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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