- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

your face

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do you call a black guy african american

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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