what is orange? an orange

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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