What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Bitch

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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