your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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