- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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