- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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