Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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