- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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