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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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I am dyslexic

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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