Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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alert('The Game')

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Women's Rights

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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