- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Wenis Penis

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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