- Anti Joke

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.