- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Wenis Penis

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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