Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Pickles are powerful

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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