- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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